I'm Ashley, and I'm really lame.

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liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

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polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.








parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image








somehownatural:

Memorable Tumblr Puns 

Other Tumblr Compilations








drumandbugleband:

tacosandtrumpets:

Double G in 3 Minutes aka the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

I started crying in my dorm room








subcontrasoprano:

thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.

Emancipate him

subcontrasoprano:

thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.

Emancipate him








subcontrasoprano:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Accidentally turned my son into a zombie." -kneaders

Are we just going to ignore the 90000+ alerts and 44000+ emails

subcontrasoprano:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Accidentally turned my son into a zombie." -kneaders

Are we just going to ignore the 90000+ alerts and 44000+ emails








apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.















REBLOG IF U A LIL STRESSED







adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning








subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D








clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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